I have been enjoying Fabula Ultima’s system of randomly determining targets.

People are memeing that Trump sucked Bill Clinton’s dick based on an email between Epstein brothers which was almost certainly said in jest. But because it would be delicious if true, people are running hard with it.

You’re not saying anything I didn’t already address in last comment. Have a good one, mate.

The spell was not the best worded, because of course it wasn’t, but it was in the original rules. Caster picks a category. GM has the statistics.

He’s not planning on being a former president.

I did.

RAW, in dnd 5e the GM chooses what creature is conjured, not the caster. The caster chooses the category.

I didn’t decide that. Tons of doctors are on record saying he is a narcissist.

Trump is a narcissist. There is no language he “understands” other than ass-kissing and getting his way.

Make it make sense.

Oh, you think documents will save you. Oh no…

Was already historic high when I checked earlier today. So, record turnout.

(they were rhetorical)

Why isn’t Trump using those bribes to feed Americans instead? Doesn’t he care about Americans? Does Trump ballroom more than he wants Americans children to not go hungry?

… Yes? That’s why I said it.

PF2e isn’t perfect but it lets you hand out magic items like candy and remain balanced.

Not according to the Supreme Court. President is immune from law.

Those scrolls are unironically crucial for the speedrun.

Don’t give them ideas for what? Things that they are already doing?

I’ve seen season 1, but it was a long time ago.