Fuck you Fetterman.

It’s called Mar-A-Lago face and it’s the ultimate commitment to Trumpism. Disfigure yourself for dear leader.

Do something you spineless weasels.

and he hasn’t been that slim since high school.

Improv and math, gramma.

This is Ethan Suplee singing in the van from the film American History X.

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

Not skiing anymore. Snowflake couldn’t handle protest signs when he got to town and had to retreat to an undisclosed time out room.

Putin might as well have a seat in the situation room.

Can I get an out of the loop explanation? The pine tree is the appeal to heaven christian apocalypse types I think and the flag of Israel is obvious but what in the poop is the “jesus” flag in this one?

They have 2 minutes to convince us how they would spend their money to make humanity better. If they don’t convince the panel they are tossed in the tank.

66% that we know about.

He’d still set her on fire and watch her die if it meant returning to power and avoiding prison.

You don’t need someone like Sean Hannity moderating. Especially when you claim you won. The answer to that is OK, how about we do the thing you claim you won again?

They’ve been proud of their cartoon candidates since Palin.