The key factor here is if he takes a shower the hardened hairspray pretending to be a haircut gets reset and that’s just too much of a hassle. His hair helmet is probably the most important thing in his public life.

Telling people on lemmy “You are an Xer” is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen on social media.

“Our” farms? Farms are a publicly owned commodity? I was not aware of this. I’ll tell you what, when you wrest ownership of the farms from agricultural corporations and nationalize them I’ll sign up for a stint on the farm gang. But I’m over 30 so I guess I get a pass? I’m guessing Kelly is over 30 too.