There’s a comedian bit about how pointing out that technically ephebophiles are different from pedophiles actually makes you look like a pedo.

It’s crazy this woman is literally acting out a bit:

https://youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o

You have no idea of the quagmire you’ve wandered into. Chad-zak is a funny meme leave it at that. Don’t Google it. Don’t delve any further. There are things worse than balrogs down there.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/81/Ed-Greenwood-at-Gen-Con.jpg

Roy Cohn https://en.m.wikiquote.org/wiki/Angels_in_America and there’s more context to the quotes, generally the context is realpolitik, power for power’s sake. A real asshole you wouldn’t want to play Diplomacy with. Someone with no ethics but winning. The subject of a run the jewels song. Family Famously Donnie T’s never admit you lost coach. The message is alluring if taken at face value, and seems like wisdom, but if you get taken advantage of was it really you who was weak?

Tranche

Wet peefs

If I was president, Puter would have shot lottery winning number rainbows from his ass

irony of Rusty appearing in this meme as the artificer is too much

The bbeg snaps out of it, it was an evil sword all along, the bbeg helps the party kill the confused minions.

The bbeg befriends the party. They go out to the bar after freeing the prince. The prince never stops looking side-eye at the bbeg, but the bbegs has won over the party. The bbeg was under the sword’s control the whole time. Bbeg tells all the plans the sword’s had made. The barons that were bought off, and the ones blackmailed.

The party goes to the bought off Baron first. Bbeg goes Anikan and gives the Baron the doku treatment before there’s any questioning. Bbeg says Baron knew sword was in control, went along with it, tortured bbeg.

Drama ensues.