he should do more eepy eep, preferably for 24h/day

Yes!

after a bit of googling my understanding is that there are inkjet printers to up to about 4-5 meters and then you have to stitch multiple pieces together. another way is computer controlled airbrush machines that can print up to about 15 meters and then you can use some other device to scroll the banner.

fair point

indeed, get boarded by someone without darkvision/good light source? just retreat below decks and slaughter them

below decks in ships were notoriously dark

Well top 2/3 i would say, if we call everyone facist the word kinda loses all of it’s meaning

I had to double-check that i wasn’t looking at a The Onion article.

NCD is basically military memes