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Cake day: December 28th, 2023

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  • It’s called oat milk because …

    Nonsense. It’s called oat milk because it sells better if people think of it as a milk substitute. “Tasty Oat Drink” just doesn’t have the same appeal.

    I’m confused about your obsession …

    I’m “obsessed” with the oil content because most people sipping oat milk lattes think that it’s the nectar lovingly squeezed from plump little oats by italian virgins while sunning themselves by the seaside.

    It never occurred …

    It never occurred to me that anyone would enjoy drinking tasty oat drink.

    You don’t say …

    Sorry it’s just that your earlier witty retort seemed based on a misconception regarding this particular nuance of beverage preparation. My bad.

    Anyhow, feel free to have the last word in this tawdry little tete-a-tete but for my own part I think I’ll leave you to appreciate your oil based milk substitute.


  • Hmm, I don’t find it “tasty” myself and just kind of assumed it was milk’s ugly-cousin substitute. Why else would it be oat “milk” if not intended as a substitute? It never occurred to me that someone would drink it as a stand alone beverage because… there’s much nicer drinks around than oily water.

    There’s a cafe here that doesn’t serve cows milk so they offer oat milk to everyone that asks. “Nah mate I’m good just poor some oil in there that’ll do”.

    We don’t really do “creamers” here. It’s either cow’s milk, cream, or this type of vegetable oil based substitute “milk”.

    Also just to make sure you’re aware, all coffee is black coffee before you add “creamer”.