Bingo. People treat phones like they’re disposable, and buying pallets of old functional phones is shockingly affordable

Diz??? Johnny, she’s dying!

They’re gonna give me crabs???

worthless cunt of a nation

The chosen noun implies usefulness. I feel like we better embody a pimple. Or festering wound. You know, something that actively hurts and tends to spread. Like an overflowing toilet clogged with diarrhea and used condoms.

Yes. You’re literally repeating what I just told you.

God damnit, I could hear that comment.

I like getting hit with hotdogs. It don’t bother me none.

Mr. President, please stop arguing with the mirrors

Free??? Only for us billionaires!

Don’t threaten us with a good time

They’ve read the emails by now. They know you can offer more than “intense pressure.”

Have they not seen how we treat our own party’s politicians? What makes them think we’re gonna suddenly rally an ex-politician?

“You think you can take me down?! I’m gonna burn your socks!”

“Eww, did you dig through my trash to find those?! Look, if you want them, you can have them, but stop threatening me with my garbage.”

C’mon, bust out the chapstick. You know how to make soft politicians hard.

Narcissists often think that people who tolerate their presence all want to be friends with them

Biden never sent me a check for this many zeros

I look forward to the day that those words are accurate.

Yes, that usage was genuinely incredible.

From my perspective, no need to apologize. You called me out where I deserved to be called out. You did not attack me personally and provided context. I seriously thought you were offering a stern and sincere response, which I totally respect.

That being said, I’m sorry that you were in a shitty mood. These are very stressful times and it’s easy to accidentally snap at your neighbor. Remember that the most valuable resource you can offer is yourself, which is why it’s important to take care of yourself. If you ever need to vent and just feel the acknowledgement of another human, feel free to send a message.

You could take a look at the article

No.

But you’re right, I probably should have read it before responding. I was immediately reactionary.

Yes, but that was BEFORE he soft-launched martial law against cities that vote against him. Deploying troops is a huge escalation over threats and emboldens his administration while desensitizing us to his horrors.

The last I heard, we’ve now murdered 10 boatsful of Venezuelans. I don’t even know if that number is accurate because I’ve been too busy to really catch up on all of our current atrocities. The last I’d heard before that number was 3.

The point is, we’re getting to the point that we’d shrug at following through on a foreign invasion. What I’m saying is that while we’re now watching our fearless leader make good on bad promises, let’s keep a Mexican invasion categorized under TACOs. If we start threatening to force our way north, then you’ll get to see how much worse my French is than my Spanish.