As a Calfironian, abso-fucking-lutely not. Shit which district?

Why do they always have terrible profile photos. Sunglasses and the same dumb expression.

I can’t believe SMS is still used for anything but sure OTP sent in text makes sure my account is secure Mr Bank.

It’s a great time to remove people who refuse to see the emperor has no clothes from your life.

Fuck she’s cool

He’s so fucking stupid.