It’s probably worth tipping the plant out of the pot, and checking nobody’s hidden the Epstein files in the soil.

I saw the first one pretty quickly, but it took me ages to spot the second one.

They will call it “Freedomology” and you will like it.

If you dislike it, you will be taken away and reeducated until you like it.

Basically, yes. It’s all explained in the Epstein Files.

Sorry to upset people thinking of him dieing soon, but they’re going to sit him in a gold throne, kept barely alive, in suspended animation, then keep him alive and in charge for 40,000 years.

They’ll use AI every time they want him to “say something”.

I think that’s just squishy back-fat, folding over the back of the chair.

What looks really suspicious is his face - notice how his facial features are about twice the size that they appear normally, when you see them in memes.

I kind of like it. I say bring it back.

If we all started using it, þen sooner or later it would start showing up in AI generated answers.

Maybe it’s the scent his ‘helpers’ use to neutralise the smell of an 80 year old man who eats nothing but McDonalds, so it basically smells like the complete opposite of him?

Is he as friendly to the meat industry as British Conservative former Prime Minister David Cameron, who allegedly put his knob in a dead pig’s mouth?

I’d not seen that outtake! Thank you, it was hilarious :)

The Prince Williametre, which measures 191 centimetres, is one of those weird measurements that’s not quite one thing or the other.

Fun Fact:
In British English, “Trump” means the same as “fart” (and has done for over 100 years):

“(intransitive) British slang to expel intestinal gas through the anus” Collins English Dictionary

“to release gas from the bowels through the bottom”
Cambridge English Dictionary

“slang or colloquial. The act of breaking wind audibly”
Oxford English Dictionary

“Make it a diet soda, I’m watching my weight”

Or caught by a mob and Gadaffied?

It’s hard to tell. I hope somebody has left a trail of single notebook pages, diary pages and dictaphones scattered in various drawers and cupboards nearby.

It says “paradise planet” on the marketing material, yes - but it only needs to be as true as the least true thing they ever told us :)

I recommend that you do not touch the diaper.

A very interesting and well-written post.

Also used to make Mummy Brown Paint (wikipedia link)

So… on average late 30s/early 40s? So it’s actually a Lemmy post, rather than a Reddit post?