All of a sudden we care about Christians in Nigeria. Oh wait, they have oil.

Empathy as a weakness is exactly what I’d expect to hear from a sociopath. If everybody thought this way, we’d have no civilized society.

I really wanna know what’s printed on the shirt and hat. I feel like this is shirtsthatgohard material without the shirt even saying anything.

Translation: “We’re going to commit fraud to make the national debt appear lower.”