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Would you lot just fuck already.

You can shove all the Cheetos your heart desires up your ass, just don’t bitch about the consequences!

Well stop shoving Cheetos up there!

Do you Americans mumble the last 2 lines of your anthem now? Because you’re neither of those things anymore.

That’s a more advanced way of doing it, it is a more fun way to get those screams out tho, especially if you string up some fairy lights around it.

What you want to get is one of those thick blankets, roll it up into a tight, giant ball and slam your face into that. I find that muffels the existential screams quite well, much better than any pillow could ever be.

wasn’t making an argument, I was just pointing out how easy it is to see when a .ml is posting…

but I’m not taking your bait my friend. enjoy your part of the day you’re in.

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Oh it’s true, it’s damn true.

This dumb fuck really though he could bomb Iran and it would bring peace to the middle east, you just gave Israel the ball and they’re gonna run with it.

He needs to go chill in a bunker.

I can’t remember what it felt like to be shocked about something anymore.

Did they use some of the images pixels to build it?

me walking out of a strip club after getting a bunch of dances: I’M NOT ICE! I’M JUST A PERVERT!

This is by far the dumbest season of America.

It kinda feels like it, but I’m not gonna look behind me.

WW3 has raided your fridge for your favourite snacks and unsubscibed you from your favourite YouTube channels.

WW3 is knocking on the front door now.

Well the cake is a lie.

Just a good old fashioned, the enemy of my enemy is my friend situation.