But we already knew that he was being paid by RT. They license his broadcasts from the Tucker Carlson Network.

Other than his government making it impossible for you statistically to ever afford a home.

Not at all. The closest thing we have to Trump is Maxime Bernier (the leader of the People’s Party of Canada, a fringe alt-right party that has minimal support), or we have Pierre Polievre who leads the Conservative Party of Canada, but is nowhere near as far right as Trump. Justin Trudeau is the leader of the Liberal Party of Canada and tends to take extremely centrist positions on everything. People dislike Trudeau for numerous reasons. He lied about electoral reform which was one of his key promises during his initial campaigning a decade ago, Conservatives hate him because he was young enough when he was first elected to be called “fuckable” by Buzzfeed and he spent time speaking to young people and taking photos with them instead of doing what Conservatives believe to be “respectable behavior”, he’s been implicated directly in some very boring corruption scandals, and his government has openly engaged in an immigration scam to artificially inflate Canadian housing property values because most people in our government have investment properties.

By RT? Not just from the Kremlin directly?

Yeah. Incest, Violence, and Fake Tan.

Feel the love!

Hamas certainly does not de-escalate the situation, but that’s not their role. Hamas and Israel are intertwined entities and they both play God with the lives of Palestinians. As peace loving people, we should be pushing for a ceasefire and a two state system. Anything other than that will only perpetuate the loss of life.

Obligatory “Fetterman is a piece of shit liar”.

Surely college students would know that voting is not against the law. These Russians sure aint what they used to be on the whole election interference front.

Deploy the National Guard all you want. The Armed Forces of the United States of America swear an oath to the Constitution, not the President. It would be unprecedented for the NG to be deployed in such a manner to “democrat cities”, so this is purely hypothetical, but the Armed Forces as a general rule, do not fire on civilians or otherwise restrict the rights of civilians without just provocation or reason. Yes, Kent State is a famous example of when the National Guard opened fire and killed unarmed civilians exercising their 1st Amendment rights, and the aftermath of Kent State is why the National Guard will think long and hard about ever doing that again. It would make the George Floyd riots look like a picnic.

Those titties tho.

This was almost a joke.

Damn, they got Cruz now too? I thought he was one of the good Republicans!

I like the idea of that being a meta joke, it certainly seems like everyone in Jerry’s life is a wacky cartoon character and the “professional comedian” is the normal guy. There are some legitimately funny moments with Jerry over 9 seasons, but a lot of his dialogue is basically “did that just happen?!?” type reactions.

Jerry Seinfeld is one of the most famous and filmed people of all time. There are countless interviews with him, as well as hundreds of hours of his standup/television shows/documentary series. He’s a billionaire, a Zionist, probable narcissist, and wildly out of touch with the average American. At this point, we have a decently good idea of the kind of guy he is. His apology only exists because of how out of touch he is. The left is killing comedy? I might look like I’m having a stroke my eyes are rolling so hard. Dude just didn’t want to get cancelled.

In what world is that math correct? The listing clearly shows an original retail price of $190, and the price is now $69. That isn’t 20% off.

You think anybody who goes to patriot addict deals dot com can count?

“I love the uneducated!” - Donald John Trump

• Step 1: call all Democrats pedophiles (pizzagate era)
• Step 2: claim election interference constantly to the point of mantra
• Step 3: stage practice coup d’etat (jan 6th)
• Step 4: sell weapons to your voter base, heavily implying that they are “addicts”
• Step 5: I sit on the toilet.

If you recall, Jerry was literally the least funny person on the entire show.

Newsflash: men are kinda misogynistic and nobody should be sitting out this election.