Stuff like billionaires’ legs

I want to give him a swirly then stuff him in a locker. What a dweeb.

If that’s the flur just imagine how high the cerling is

"The car’s on fire and there’s no driver at the wheel. And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides

And a dark wind blows

The government is corrupt And we’re on so many drugs With the radio on and the curtains drawn

We’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine. And the machine is bleeding to death. The sun has fallen down. And the billboards are all leering. And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles"

Dead Flag Blues

I’m gonna be blasting Godspeed all 4th of July

“Who’s that?”

“He’s Scott Wiener”

“I know he’s got wiener but what’s his name?”

Elon’s minions are still running amok in our government agencies doing god knows what with our personal data.

Do all the 19 year old Michiganders who drive to Toronto to drink mean nothing to you?

Nava-who? What kind of Mexican is that? /s

CRANK THAT HOGG, BROTHER!

Can you still buy lawn darts? Asking for a friend

Saying we’re trying out a new process every sprint while doing the same thing we always have

I create tech demos to trick venture capitalists into paying my boss to keep this farce going

If you think that’s bad don’t look at the auto industry. Everything is propped up by duct tape and regulations. But mostly regulations.

That sounds a lot like the US constitution, amirite?

Please save me from this waking nightmare

Straight? How vanilla

“My expertise is mostly in sorting algorithms. I don’t see how–”

“Shut up, nerd! Get in the tower and make the planes stay in the air”

I made the Enola Gay joke a couple weeks ago thinking there’s no way they could be that stupid. I don’t know why I’m surprised.

It goes straight to Hell, MI

Not pictured: the giant, shitty looking pile of rubble under them.

They just blasted chunks off the mountain and left the mess behind

Everywhere I’ve worked has been the last 4 combined.