He looks like JJ Abrams tried to create a new villain for Star Wars (that serves on the Jedi council) but when he looks in the mirror, he secretly cackles.

If we all try really hard, we can give him a bigly stroke. Hugely.

Like Cloud or Goku channeling the planet.

Go figure, the fat fuck that wears a girdle and stilts and paints himself orange and has a vagina for a neck doesn’t have good taste…

Maybe it’s not even up to him to decide. Oh well. He did. Now we have more ugly. He makes everything smell like farts.

Gold is tacky as fuck and that dude wouldn’t know good taste even if it was sold at the bottom of a ketchup bottle.

Lincoln’s ghost will push a bitch.

Put a “Thank you for your attention on this matter ~ hearts and kisses, DJT” and they’ll eat it up.

Nobody gives a shit about them anymore. They are corrupt and can be purchased for pennies on the dollar.

Tiktok or YouTube won’t be taken seriously.

Maybe he should hijack a news station (like the Max Hedroom thing, but instead of spanking himself, the important thing he wants to say. Or both); that would get coverage.

This is fucking RIGHTEOUS!!!

Great meme. Simple, elegant, poignant.

Nice work, OP

Okay.

^Proceeds ^to ^feed ^the ^racist ^greedy ^fuckwits

A new A24 film. Brought to you by Jordan Peele.

But dat ass is 19th?

We poop. We eat. Some of us ruin the entire planet (not in that specific order)

…and if they did; they DEFINITELY aren’t on the Epstein list

…and to think, all these years later…we still have pudgy fat pasty fucks fucking all of us up the fuckholes for the tallest dildo chair (regardless of race, gender or whatever other dumb shit that matters… idk, we just animals I think?)

The crew looked like skanks. The colonizers only did the weird dumb extra white folk shit to impress other extra white folk.

cradling his balls…

Dammit

Too late now

Xactly. Tis a scam. His grandpa was a pimp & grifter. So was his dad. Matter o’ fact, his g’pops certainly made his fortune next to Ruzzia. Odd. Something something, rhymes with Krasnov.

Fuck yeah they don’t. That dude is an ugly bag of rocks.

Sounds like a fancy word for “sheep”

Is bluemaga a version of the American Democratic Party with similar christo-fascist values and aspirations?

I think I understand…but don’t want to assume, so please extrapolate…

This is the first I’ve heard of this.