It’s woke to be awake.

Replacing seasoned military leadership with yes-men sounds short-sighted, even for this bunch.

Feels that way for some of us older voters, too.

Inb4 “dEmOnRaTs ArE WASTING aLl YoUr TaX dOLlArS mOdIfYiNg tHeIr PaLaCe!”

She definitely gives Mileena vibes.

100% legit, and John Paul Sheptock is the executive producer.

“Vance, clear my schedule for the next two weeks – I’ve got an important project I need to personally oversee.”

Dr. Oz, you’re up!

Wait til you see what’s under the barrel.

Workshopping some snappy-sounding brand names over here:

• OZperin
• TylenOZ
• OZcetominophOZ
• PlacebOZ

Literally and figuratively.

Surely those who vote for the worst human beings imaginable will be spared from their wrath, right?

Right??

I like to think she was just some lady who got hit on the head by a falling coconut, and that turned her into the cartoon character she was when we all met her, and since then she recently got hit by another coconut and now this is who she is.

Winning™!

We’ll see this exact headline presented unironically as news every few months for the full duration of the Turd Reich.

These are the same folks that routinely choose to eat shit sandwiches in the hopes that a demonrat lib might catch a whiff of their breath.

One semester? Looked like he was only there a couple hours TOPS before-- OH, oh, oh… I got ya.

“Stupid doodie heads, the lot of 'em,” Miller was also heard to have said before lying down for his afternoon nap. “A bunch of stinky, dumb, poo poo butts,” he murmured, just moments before sucking his thumb and being tucked in.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle stupid and white.

He makes me think of Mok from Rock and Rule (which is a dope movie in spite of starring Stephen Miller back when he had hair).