Also, don’t forget to thank your lover for not beating you anymore.

Accusing your enemies of your sins is literally part of the playbook of every authoritarian/fascist/conservative/guilty person of every stripe.

They don’t religion—specifically, Christianity—to be associated with sympathy for ICE victims.

This is probably another instance of Trump thinking his lies will become reality.

We’ve seen this before. He must think if he lies about someone else’s actions, they’ll have to make the lie true to save face. It is the dumbest form of coercion. It doesn’t work with the leader of fucking China.

Xi will do what he wants when he thinks he can.

*irreconcilable differences

Orbán will let Putin walk all over Hungary unmolested.

I think we should just have a contest to see who can get that man-child to post the most embarrassingly cringe shit.

Bonus points if you sneak in elements critical of him or his cabinet, antifa slogans, LGBTQ+ symbols, etc.

I really hope the future USA is embarrassed by all of this.

Yeah, the rich win right up to the point that the people they pay to fight for them switch sides.

Simultaneously, they will announce a new organization: The MAGA Youth. With uniforms and pledges and no group chats.

That dining room is the perfect setting for him to tell his family about all the immigrant children he orphaned that day.

They think AOC’s appeal is that she’s an attractive woman. So, of course, their chauvinistic response to put what they consider an attractive woman out against her.

I can’t tell if it’s just chauvinistic or also a calculated way to keep the conversation about AOC on her looks and away from her policies.

Muslims with lots of money.

That guy is fucked in the head. I really can’t imagine how any other human can stand to be around him.

This has Russel Vought written all over it.

They probably think they can get federal employees to quit as well as make Democrats look bad.

The Democratic Party better get their messaging straight on this. People need to know this is all the Republicans fault.

A bunch of insecure, cowardly middle-schoolers managed to take over the most powerful country on the planet. It beggars belief.

My chiropractor told me seances were just a bunch of voodoo.

I wonder what sort of cocktails he has before a workout. Probably, some come in a syringe.

I feel like the chance of a military coup in the USA just went up 1000%. I’m sure there’s plenty of MAGAs in that military but there’s gotta be a lot who take their oath and tradition very seriously.

Miller? He’s already there. No one will ever vote for him. He weaseled his way in by being an unrepentant cunt.