The planet is fine; the people are fucked!

- George Carlin

“It doesn’t matter whether you’re black or white. The only color that matters is green.”

-Peter Griffin

Just so you don’t have to read through the article to find out which law he broke this time: he used the presidential seal while he spoke at a private, for-profit event.

Because many of their children and grandchildren would pick up the slack.

People are already struggling just to get by. Imagine suddenly having to house, feed, and/or care for an elderly person on top of that.

We should combine their names like Hollywood couples:

Musk + Trump = Mump

If you want to see an apocalyptic political satire black comedy film that explores this concept, watch Don’t Look Up (2021).