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Oh please let it be a Futurama-style firing

I volunteer Mike Johnson as tribute.

Ugh, stupid webpage kept prompting me to pay despite telling me it was a free article shared by subscribers.

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I’m curious what context you think the rest of the message chain provides.

I don’t know if I’d call Trump’s dick a stake. Toothpick?

Yeah…I used to like him but have started really hating him in the last decade. The only reason he looks good right now is because everyone else is just that bad.

You don’t get lube; wtf is this nonsense?

He’s planning on getting rid of those anyway, so he can continue to fuck right off.

Not to mention that many of the villains are actually people who’re experiencing a mental health crisis and need care. Batman has seen the inside of Arkham and yet does nothing to improve the treatment at the facility.

I loved Batman as a kid but have become increasingly disappointed in him as an old.

They’ll defend the pedophiles and billionaires*, as usual.

*Whoops, sorry for what seems like redundancy more and more.

My tears are for those of us who either voted against it or didn’t get a choice (i.e. the rest of the world). Everyone else can use their own tears for lube while we’re all fucked.

I am not throwin’ away my pot! 🎵

This would be hilarious if it were a joke. As reality, this is just horrific. Seems about right for the current timeline. :(

Unless you’re a Real Man™; a Real Man™ would stick his dick in first, to show dominance.

On the bright side, that means the horse can continue the torture forever. Autocorrect is a mean bastard, but I’m thinking this one’s not so bad.

Yes, last I’d heard the rapist Brock Allen Turner was going by Allen Turner. That rapist.

This…pretty much describes the Democratic Party in general: mostly full of people who, by the standards 20 years ago, would’ve had an R by their names.

Both parties are a cancer at this point.

You can’t be a shitheel traitor if you don’t engage in some shitheeling treachery, right?

Was his country rent controlled?

IAAL(BNYL). In very basic terms, here’s what happened:

First court issued a ruling saying Trump admin can’t fire everyone.

Appeals court said Trump admin didn’t need to follow the first court ruling (at this time).

Trump admin tried to fire everyone.

Appeals court has now come back and said Trump admin does need to follow first court ruling.

Result: Trump admin is (legally) barred from firing everyone (for now).