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Cake day: June 14th, 2023

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  • As police and MAGA cheer him on.

    When questioned about the apparently legal mass shooting, press secretary Leavitt responded bluntly “Your mother.”

    Senator Chuck Schumer has commented that the leftmost portion of the party is responsible for pushing the president to take direct action, and both cautions moderation in the future and mentioned he is looking forward to reaching across the aisle in finding an agreeable number of dead Democrats.

    In other news: are pancakes the new cigarettes? Researchers at Eggo institute seem to think so. Scared? Good, focus on that feeling. Dwell on it for the next few minutes. We’ll be back with more after a few ‘brief’ messages from our sponsors.





  • funny how republican scandals don’t factor in, like Nixon’s tape recorders or drug use during the orange fuckface’s first term. But ‘OMG in 2024 during a tour someone found a cocaine baggie! Obama invited Muslims! Biden invited TRANS (Here’s her his tits!) Fucking nastyass Clinton got a blowjob from a consenting 26 year old woman! Everyone knows real men rape 12 year old girls then berate them for not giving good enough head’

    This administration is such a fucking joke. And they say Republicans are physically incapable of humor due to their enlarged amygdala.