Maybe he was starting to type Belarus and got distracted halfway through?

That was where my mind went first!

Wrong! I was in geometry class.

Great piece, my only disagreement is that I think Harvard should pay 15x more in taxes.

Not that I support it, but that seems like gang warfare. Eye for an eye regardless.

“I’d rather die than meet JD Vance” says man with direct line to God

You’re 100% correct, but I’d still rather a Trader Joe’s there than another bank.

That’s not how advantage works.

If OSHA goes away I will find a new career. Construction is dangerous enough.

I always found the Gardener creepy, I can’t imagine it at night.

What’s wrong with keeping it in American dollars? This seems like a scam.

Weird, neither myself nor my dog noticed anything.