Maybe not the best choice of template

That sounds like a pretty mental thing to say. Haven’t committed any petty crimes, have we? Check yourself.

Like waving a carrot on a stick while shoveling shit into our mouths

this is why we always, always need the /s. some people require it…

AI?! Won’t they shit their armchairs in rage!?

That’s just the slogan for their entire base. That and
WE ARE ALL DOMESTIC TERRORISTS
Shitstains, the lot of em

Please let Cheeto Hitler collapse on camera. A pathetic slump would be the perfect bow to wrap all of this in, sooner than later. Cyanide and a self-headshot would display infinitely more conviction and accountability than today’s version could ever muster.

That’s awesome. A certain bat eating musician has a similar condition. Speaks with an impediment but can sing perfectly well, because it uses another part of the brain! Or something. This is a Lemmy comment, not an academic paper.

Bringing my own casket to each one seems logistically challenging

The joke Your head

Is this getting any traction on any actually conservative forum? Genuinely curious

In German class, in Arizona, my German teacher taught us teenage edgelords about Hitler. About his speeches. About his Charisma. He was a cult of personality. He could rally a crowd. If there aren’t videos comparing trump rallies to Hitler, I suggest you make you’re own comparison, and use your own judgment. There’s a reason fascism wins. Hate doesn’t prosper under progressives.

Red and blue shoving the revolving door faster and faster… man blender or infant crushing machine?

That’s how you dispel the magic And gain hemorrhoids

Who depleted his fedora in the first place? At any rate I’m glad it was restored. Drop the thesaurus and just say complete…

What an unfortunate family name in the internet age

Only financially. Put 2 and 2 together again…