ha this made me chuckle then feel bad then laugh harder. This shit is so dark Charlie Kirk would have blamed it for gun violence.

they look like someones mom dressed them and then took them to the lake for a “photo shoot” with her camera phone

Just fucking keys on that dude having an accent halfway through being arrested. He’s so drunk he can’t walk a line but the Nazi shit is reflex level.

oh no what will they do without all that non existent money. Bet they are super worried about getting work with their hyper specific skill set that fewer and fewer people are able to perform

they fuckin maced the frog by spraying the shit in the costumes air intake

yeah this kind of goes back to that “every accusation is an admission” thing. Maybe they shit themselves over the auto pen thing because literally all this asshat does is scribble on shit

tried that on my english teacher and suddenly I was “out of class without permission” thankfully it made the VP laugh

No they want to kill all the non white non Christian people. That’s why they have a death camp

FUCK. yep you got me.

I still fucking hate mitch tho

and who’s fault is that mitch? you dumb bitch. I hope this fuck lives long enough to suffer for all the damage he has done

Fuck off loser

Accused a reporter of questioning her

Vance, in tears, asked his daughter if they could go home to mommy where there weren’t any scary people asking why he is Putin’s bitch

my maths teacher sang it like a little show tune. Stuck in the memory forever. I literally heard her singing 🎵quadratic formullaaaa🎵

It would be iconic if this man who rose to power on eggs was suddenly and relentlessly pelted by them

Nah. We know it’s going to be bad. Its gonna be a fight no matter what so fuck it, lets get to it.

Ethical standards. Don’t make me fucking laugh.

Other administrations being bad does not make this one better. Everyone is in a position to critique this administration because everyone has a stake.

“We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?” “Why?” “It saves time.” -Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent