I want this, but with an irrationally large Evil Dead esque cellar, for my hobbies.

What brand of safe do you keep the dodo in? I have a thylacine that dashes for the door whenever I come and go.

I don’t have a child, but, were I cursed with one, I would abandon them in the Z drawer of the card file and let them sort life out, just like my sperm donor did to me.

Dewey Decimal or death.

But where will the next 25 space x rockets crash?

No, we don

This is a still from Big Trouble In Little China, for the curious.

Jokes on you, meme. I’d dropped out of high school and was working full time at Spencer’s by then. I got to see the second plane hit on a bank of TV’s at RadioShack on my way back from getting a pack of cigarettes from the news stand by the Sbarro.

ICE recruited them first.

Furious George!? What have they done to you?

I think they meant allegedly.

All you have to do is give them long eyelashes.

Have you witnessed the glory of Pterodactyl Porn? (Don’t look up Attack of the Flying Lizard if you have any taste or morals.)

Nanny DM: Animal? Make me a wisdom roll…

Animal: Nat 20! Nat 20! Yayayaya!

Kermit: Erm, Animal? You, uh, rolled a D12…

Animal: Nat 20! Yayayaya!

Kermit: Good grief…

Maybe the first episode could be shot with the famous actors playing it up for the camera, and the rest of the campaign could be just a podcast with the Muppet voice actors and maybe slideshow illustrations for YouTube/Patreon?

I love the original idea, but there’s no way that would be sustainable for the art least hour a week content I feel most podcast subscribers would expect.

I’m guessing the first thing she buys is a truck-boat-truck, so skim 100k of the top of that figure.

‘Some of those who burn crosses, get bonuses from bosses!’

‘If I get rid of the people that don’t like me, my score will go up!’

The tacos were covered in cilantro anyways…

Does Kohl’s even need an overnight stocking shift these days? As far as I know they are basically an Amazon delivery/return counter that always has jeans on ‘sale’.

Huh! No idea it was a cover. Til, thanks!