Yes, technically it’s ephebophilia. Also, fuck you! Don’t be having sex with minors!

Yeah, that’s why they were friends. That’s like saying you know your weed dealer sells weed. That’s why we’re here, homie

Nah bro, you’ve had since 2016. Either America is great by 2028 or you’re doing it wrong

I name them James and Bob, then immediately forget which is which and get confused.

… you may wish to use a different strategy

I’d live in a world without rockets in a instant if it meant the Nazis didn’t exist

You know you can get Lemmy on the PC, right? You don’t actually need your cellphone license to view memes. Now I’ve just got to hand over my picture ID and insert this rectal scanner…

and…

now I can post this comment :)

I’m not American and even I know that using the fifth amendment is not an admission of guilt. It’s just saying, “I can neither confirm nor deny”

“Black? Eww!”

MICE DIE IN MOUSE TRAPS BECAUSE A METAL BAR SLAMS DOWN AND BREAKS THEIR NECKS.

THE SAME THING HAPPENS WITH POLICE BRUTALITY.

Wait, didn’t you guys just do this last year?

She’s not wrong - it is a parent’s responsibility to look after their children. But like… I’m still happy to feed a hungry child if it needs food. Because I’m not evil

Low blow, dude

TBF in Britain we also have “the” civil war, aka Roundheads vs Cavaliers. It’s not like America is unique in this regard

“www.irishstar.com”

Thank you trump, keep up the good work

But the one on the right is actually full. Surely that’s worth the extra money

We tried that in the UK and it’s not going great for us

White House installs Trump loyalist to lead formerly-independent agency in push to reduce foreign aid

Fixed the headline

Nice

It did, but the solution was too brown