“Arsonist Douses Fire That He Himself Started.”

And if I did a blowjob, it wasn’t that good.

Always an idiot, rarely useful.

He does less damage, so that’s a plus

In theory, but the Congress and Court are saying, hey President, whatever you do is fine.

“We will keep hurting people until you submit” is the language of rapists and abusers.

I’ll be there tomorrow with the frog guys!

“Democratic” is the adjective. “Democrat” is the noun.

Using “Democrat” as an adjective is a Republicanism, because supposedly it sounds worse.

They could also use Reconciliation, I think. That would just require 50.

Right at the base of the scrotum is a magic button, that when you push it, empties the rest of the bladder. It’s just science. You can’t explain it!

They also made a black Ariel

Supreme Court: “We’ll address this after January 2029.”

I’m expecting a Charlie Kirk tweet any day now supporting gun rights.

I assume you mean false reports about prominent Republicans or known supporters

We’ve had that, innocent blood on the streets. The sadistic bastards want more.

“Democratic leadership”.

Democrat is a noun. Democratic is the adjective form.

I’m worried that the next pandemic is polio.

Tell me how the Guillotine Party is doing in Russia. Because the U.S. is heading that direction rapidly.

You are trying to bring emotion to a math fight. Third parties will not be able to win under the current system.

Holy shit - you just awakened a memory of watching that in civics class in high school in the 1980s. I had forgotten the name of it, but it left an impact on me.