Oh to be in Oklahoma.

Q: How old is the Earth?

A: As old as our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.

Q: Why did the Europeans travel west?

A: To share our love of Jesus Christ.

Q: What is the Pythagorean theorem?

A: it’s the sum of the squares of any two sides of a right triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining Jesus Christ is our Savior.

Nick Fuentes? This guy?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/tylerroush/2025/09/13/what-is-a-groyper-nick-fuentes-says-his-followers-framed-in-charlie-kirk-shooting/

Ah those MAGA cucks love getting fucked by Trump. It gets them off.

They’ll complain and then tomorrow go “Yes daddy”

Last year, conservatives were complaining about the budget.

This is really expensive.

Here’s a recent list of lynchings in America. Many are deemed “a suicide”. https://newsone.com/playlist/black-people-lynched-recent-years/

So this shirt is just suicide awareness in that case.

Totally. It’s their “heritage” so it serves well.

1990s - don’t put your name on the internet.

2000s - don’t put your name on the internet.

2010s - it’s cool to put your name on the internet because Zuckerberg says so

2020s - Fascist regime is suppressing all thoughtcrime.

When gerrymandering was in the news 15 years ago, I was frustrated at how little was done to make things fair again.

Now I don’t care. Fuck it. Destroy the conservative right.

Why though? It’s not like people are getting kidnapped off the street oh wait

Stopped going to Walmart because prices were comparable everywhere else. Or, the price was slightly lower but the quality was garbage.

Conservatives bitching about how if we had Canada’s healthcare, we’d be waiting forever.

I have AMERICAN healthcare and I have to schedule a basic ass mandatory checkup 4-6 months in advance.

If it was an emergency, the next available slot is six weeks.

Well now I’m definitely not voting for Hunter.

The stupid shit gets him.

Conservatives are weird made them flip the fuck out.

There is/still is a big deal with snowflakes who get upset when they see free tampons in a public bathroom.

Spicy food is a gateway to anal sex.

Please don’t ask for proof.

Internet archives about to get unreliable.

https://tech.yahoo.com/general/articles/internet-archive-now-official-us-123036550.html

First delete it from the website. Then delete it from the internet history.

Then say it’s all gaslighting.

I had a few parking tickets.

First time, it was completely dismissed because the ticket wasn’t accurate date/time. Officer didn’t show up to challenge it.

Second time, it was completely dismissed because I did not break any laws and the photo didn’t explain anything.

Third time, I had to pay a fine, which was lowered significantly because I realized my issue, admitted fault and promised to do better.

Very critical. Scream it from every rooftop.

If you get arrested and given a fine over a couple hundred dollars, always find a lawyer. Police will often throw in bullshit issues to get something to stick in court.

It’s a shame that lawyers get made fun of, when most lawyers I know hate police and only want to right wrongs.

Let them fight.

He’s one of the good ones.