Make him proud!

I’d imagine those reviews won’t stay up very long then…

Hahaha you should leave a review saying something to that effect.

Lol, their site’s “down.”

Good thing you can review on Google.

Know Your Enemy

Nothin’ personal man, but you’re fired. hhhaaaaa. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Your check is on my desk. Go get it.

“All of my sex slaves have gone missing!”

Yeah, planted by his buddy Jeff after some pleasant correspondance

Maybe because it’s not a serious suggestion, and humor is a coping mechanism for dire times

Trans men have the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing

Apparently lol. People don’t know Death Generator I guess.

AI

There you go.

It’s probably the greatest meme making tool of all time. 4chan’s useful for something, they have Death Generator threads on /v/ all the time.

Alternatively, use Death Generator and save the editing time.

AI generated Mario? What?

Bro thought he met Oda Nobunaga

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Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
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A-well-a

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A-well-a bird!

Surfin’ bird

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Well! Everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the bird
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It was my understanding that everyone had heard

I have a really old book saying I own your living room actually

wtf are current events even lmao