UlyssesT [he/him]

Worm regards.

The much directly scarier version is the “Delet This” wizard.

One time on the old run of Beavis and Butt-Head, Beavis complained that diarrhea medicine didn’t work. He took a whole bottle of it, he said, and then he complained that he never got diarrhea.

Apparently that article was “just satire bro don’t take it seriously bro” failed satire.

It’s all Steiner’s and Fegelein’s faults!

“Communism doesn’t work,” says the enlightened centrists that conjure up an ephemeral version of capitalism that, like some exotic atom far down on the periodic table of elements, becomes “cronyism” almost instantly after it begins to exist.

Lothrop Stoddard

Ok i get that name generators are popular but at least get a good one.

Hey, hey. Every master of the Force needs a foil to maintain the balance.

But who will innovate fantastical escape plans to already-dead planets if there were no more billionaires?

Decades worth of Thanksgiving dinner conversations, summarized.

I wholeheartedly agree.

Most memorable performance, easily.

That’s too close to a “it’s just human nature” asspull too often used to justify capitalistic skullduggery.

Pathfinder is close enough to D&D that I’ve had success converting people to it because fuck Wizards of the Coast and their recurring attempts to gouge everyone with mandatory subscriptions and predatory licensing rackets.

Also Pathfinder’s setting is downright more creative because they don’t keep digging deeper into that boring old “what if underdark and illithids… AGAIN?” well.