Bourbon is only made in Kentucky!

Confections? Like donuts?

Can you read?

What do those two things have to do with each other?

But he’s an evil capitalist. If you aren’t fighting for violent communist revolution, you’re part of the problem!! /s

How old are you? The idea that you’re not going to vote unless you agree with a candidate on 100% of issues seems pretty unrealistic.

I have never in my life voted for a candidate that I completely agree with. And the ones I liked most tended not to do very well, because my opinions are not representative of the population at large.

If you’re waiting until you can find a candidate who has zero positions you don’t like, you’ll be waiting until you’re dead. Good job participating in democracy!