In The Legend of Zelda: Oracle series for the gameboy color, there is a witch that sometimes rides on a vacuum cleaner as a joke.

At first glance I thought this was an AI generated picture of a roll of toilet paper…

Actually those things are not that fuckable, because they roll along your penis instead of sliding. There is very little sensation other than cold squeezing.

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You can do both. Source: my weirdo daughter.

Conservatives have nothing real to rage about. Everything theyre mad about is only because they’ve been told to be mad about it by conservative media, who is telling them to be mad about it to politically control them.

My ex would bitch at me and start shit, then accuse me of gaslighting her if i tried to de-escalate or defend myself.

Good riddance. I hate when people use the term for trivial shit now.

Yea im gonna start looking for cons when I have a fursuit. I’m kinda extra so I want to try making my own

I hope to go to a furry con some day…

Yea ive one too, on my laptop… just waiting for someone to notice…

Maybe I dont want a promotion? I just wanna write code and get paid. Please dont give me more responsibilities.

I dont care if the feature I’ve worked on gets canceled. The lost work is management’s problem, not mine; I still get paid the same.

Yes of course there are actually a lot of differences, being a homeowner after renting for years I am very aware. My comment, partly in jest, was focusing on practical day-to-day differences. But also, getting equity in your house is actually not that big of a windfall if you sell, because you still have to live somewhere and the other houses/rentals have all gone up in cost to match. I suppose if I was to move in with someone… but I dont plan on doing that ever.

But anyways yea fuck capitalism

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Well technically thanks to the rising housing cost crisis I’ve gained about 50k in equity in the past 3 years. Does that count?

Eh?

Just putting it out there that “property owning” is not the class deliniator! I “own” my house/property and the only differences are that i pay rent to a bank instead of a landlord, and i can knock holes in the walls if i want to.

I’m still pretty much paycheck to paycheck, squarely in the working class.

Curved! Swords!

Darwin awards are reserved for those who remove themselves from the gene pool. Mr Amber Lamps here can probably still put a bun in the oven.

The crab will consume all. I need to get out of software development before I can’t hide any longer.

That was 8 years ago, and now he has a crab avatar…

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