Naaah, we fight giant birds all the time, so that’s just normal for us down here.

As an Australian this sentence made me do a double take.

You’ll do WHAT to the chicken?

Note how the article says the US, and globally.

It’s almost like they’re saying “worldwide… And those kids eating paste in the corner.”

Cookies may contain egg, too! Fucking BARGAIN

Play Baldurs Gate 3 with Australians. We’re awesome.

My current game was made alongside my mate who went by Ball Sack the Bard, an avid lover of g-bangers and facepaint. He carried his waifu’s corpse in his backpack and tried to bang anything that moved.

Obviously ‘did their research’ hahahhahahahh

Biden didn’t run either

An Arkansan once told me that Florida was America’s armpit.

Good point! Let me rephrase. 😁

You’ve dropped the ball, America. Don’t trip over it, faceplant and give yourself permanent brain damage.

The rest of the world is watching, America.

Don’t fuck this up.

That’s be like sticking a burnt sausage into a food disposal and would probably sound similar, too.

Cmon guys, we can say ‘fuck’ on the internet!