And Gary Newman is older than Gary Oldman.

The dog’s bollocks.

Bro on the right is about to snap

Frog and Toad. The specific story is named Cookies.

Got my kids a bunch of the bluebrix sets before they went out of stock. Shhhh don’t tell them, they’re xmas presents.

High 90s

Where does this math come from?

Once had someone call the tech support hotline asking why their computer has a file called dsexchange.exe. They pronounced it D-sex-change and now I can’t unsee it.

Pretty sure that means they’re corporations too.

I’m fine. That’s just my resting face now.

Remember when monitors were so fat you could hide a whole computer inside one?

Is this one of those things we ascribe to adhd now, or just part of the human condition?

My daughter puts them on her hands. HER HANDS!

Gold pressed latinum

Yes, basking in blissful ignorance

I don’t know who that is, but somehow I know if I did know, I wouldn’t like this

Oh man, if my kids start fact-checking I’ll have a lot of explaining to do.

Captain destroy the planet