Yeah, but it’s impossible to explain without sounding like a pedophile…

This is fucking amazing.

Do what I can

This is my first time encountering them. Can definitely say it was a great read.

Years later, when Kellyanne Conway was mocked for being photographed crouching on a couch in the Oval Office (with her shoes on), Dobbs was apoplectic at the “venom of the left,” shocked that the liberal media would criticize Conway after their “deplorable hypocrisy” in giving Obama s pass for putting his big Black feet on the desk. Little-known fact: JD Vance later fucked that very same couch.

Emphasis mine

…I need an adult! 😭😭😭😭😭

The first person to make an Elon=Oceanman joke gets an icepick to the kidneys

Nah…they kinda like…undulate… hydrostatically? Tbh I can’t really remember a whole lot of 9th grade bio. They definitely don’t squiggle the same way as snakes…more of a piston…y… motion…idfk

Not all heros wear capes

Same here, but we’re clearly not MAGA Nazi Jackboot crayon munchers eh?

It’s really not that hard.

It would seem like it’s pretty fucking hard.

Sounds like something someone stoned out their tree WOOuld do though

hugs

Sorry, buddy…

Best we can do is Yoop…

I know tacos are more expensive than tomatoes, but it would be way funnier

But do they have big booba?

I’m legit excited for you. That’s gonna be such a great moment!

Yeah, he’s a bit of a shit. That would not surprise me in the least.