He represents half the country.

Trump had sex with Bill Clinton you say?

My opinion of bubba would not change

Kids get a free cookie, I don’t see why not.

Excuse me? Sixty MILLIMETERS!!!

Woke fuckin metric bullshit in my military???

Theres a game of chicken going on. Try to hold out until the illegal tariffs are refunded so you dont lose customers.

Slammed your mom

They failed to locate any functioning brain tissue

We discovered that the toilets were too small for your mom, we need another $20m for custom gold your mom size giant toilets

Mom is gonna be pissed

I’m embarrassed AND ashamed right now!

I can’t even

For an ordinary citizen, pointing a gun is in fact “using it”

Treason #8,653 to be clear

Not leader, REPRESENTATIVE

How much is that in schools?

Which turn out to be the manufacturer’s trademark after a serious investigation.

Go to the pawn shop and ask them how much they would pay for your server. I bet $20

Cannot is a strong word