SkaveRat

We are working on making it better, we just need to use up more and more mana to train the skeletons

He’ll just call the reporter nasty, throw some uncreative insults, remove the newspaper from the allowed list and ignore the question

archived link, as the text is now removed from the site:

https://web.archive.org/web/20251105103925/https://home.army.mil/bavaria/about/shutdown-guidance

That’s okay. The denial phase normally doesn’t last that long

show up on seismographs

and any surface tests would show up on sattelites

Genuine GenV character

It is a very strong class when you have a fire mage in your team

I feel honored

Bad example, because President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho wanted to improve things and (at least in the end) actually listened to the smartest guy around

Maybe he misunderstood the phrase. He wants a war while on drugs

I feel like too many DMs play against the players instead of with them

The goal is not for the DM to win and feel cool

The goal is to let the players win and feel cool

Survival Stew Balls:

A fried ball of…food. It’s rock hard, slightly too big to hold with one hand easily, completely impermeable, and covered in a flaky, delicate panko breaded crust. To eat, boil one in 5 gallons of water to produce a pot of stew. The flavor is different for every ball. Never cook two in the same pot at the same time. Wash the pot thoroughly within 6 hours after removing from heat. especially if it’s made of iron. Under no circumstances are you to reheat the left overs.

that’s some stuff you find in the lunch room of an SCP facility

It knows what it did. Being all… bushy

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It genuinely does. You might know a lot about the current state of speed running an obscure N64 game that was only released for a week in a single store in Japan, but your dnd character certainly does not

kinky

Thanks, Obama

the funny thing is, that they are using mastodon for the platform (although heavily modified, iirc)

seduce the lava, of course

the bullet evaded in disgust