That’s oddly specific. Are you ok?

The lady doth protest too much.

We need to spread this more.

The Epsteins buiseness model was basically “create blackmailable situations to sell to world leaders” and this is part of what Putin has on Trump. I saw another comment that basically said “a ring of pedophiles conspired with Russia to take over our country”. Which is basically what happened and the people who voted for them got played, hard.

Wouldn’t that character get super nerfed fast? Even at an even split of class levels you’ll be half the class level of the rest of the party, with only hp/proficiency keeping up.

Baldur’s gate didn’t really introduce them. It was a house rule so common it may as well been an optional rule.

Nah, too much overlap with androgynous

Yes

Guess what I named an Underground Warehouse

I have wrap-around sunglasses because my commute is north-south and I don’t like the sun coming into my eyes from the side.

I’m also losing hair due to genetics.

Apparently this makes me look like a bigot.

“great show” yes very true.

“You won’t regret it”. Oh really? Sarah Lyn?.. Sara Lyn?

If the throat of a Kraken is anything like a shark you’ll be taking A (dm specified) LOT of bludgeoning damage each turn. Good luck on those concentration saving throws.

26 words. “He’s” is two words.

What does old school RuneScape have to do with tabletop games?

Bear totem barbarian bbegs are the bane of every party. Fireball? So that’s 26 damage… Halved.

No mention of Sarah in all these comments

I want the first one but with high magic. Do you know how compelling the story can be when you’re fighting racist oppressors who have access to ‘Wish’?

Fizban’s treasury of dragons has stats for an avatar of Bahamut. When it ‘dies’ it comes back to life and hits everything it wants too for 100 radiant damage and is now stronger (Fizban’s introduced greatwyrms and avatars of Tiamat and Bahamut are suped up versions of those)

I have a hard enough time finding people and a schedule for mainstream games. Where the hell am I going to find people who want to GURP with me?

What’s that story with the Wizard who cursed a family to die by thirty then broke into their homes to kill them when they turned 30?

The fate they are kidnapping you for could be worse than death (CECOT)