Sabata

Rather have ICE kill me in the comfort of my own home instead of going to a death camp I can’t find on the map.

I don’t think oblex spawns normally are traditionally given guns either, but that didn’t stop me. Wish we could finish that campaign.

I had my familiar transform into a bird to shit in an assassins mouth to interrupt a spell without causing a diplomatic incident at a wedding.

Our economy is already dead unless you’re a tech monopoly.

Invisibility potion that turns your digestive track and stomach contents invisible.

Israel bought my rep…

I just realized in our pirate campaign, we became the corrupt rich law enforcement over time.

I got a shield and and evil talking mask with a side of cliffhanger… Switching up games for a bit.

No one would even notice the difference.

The corpse must be fresh or the spell fails.

My low wiz eldrich knight that keeps touching blatantly cursed shit and just rolling with it.

But I put it in a really expensive cabinet that I did not measure.

Its big enough that they will have to break back in to move it with a friend. Its built shitty enough that it will fall apart if they lift it. Its next to an attractive and less effort to steal TV.

I rather take medical advice from you than a brain dead man piloted by a worm.

Only if your high enough of a risk to walk right in have a drone kill your entire genetic liniage.

I got a bottle of Jack’s Offs Danial’s from the 80s set aside and a planned party to drink it at.

Edit: Made spelling more wrong

Should have been a bullet proof turtle neck.

Half way though a year long wait to get 2 more root canals. Maxed it out this year with 2 root cannals and a few fillings.

Not in the US. That would bankrupt half of our corporate overlords and upset shareholders.

I get 200mb down, 1 carrier pigeon up, and a static IP for $150 in the US. I’d burn my moms house down for those speeds.