You just described virtually every Christian I’ve ever met.

There actually IS a piss tape and it’s underage girls involved. I’m sure Epstein’s circle included unscrupulous Russian oligarchs.

… Mississippi ranks ninth in fourth-grade literacy…

Someone should tell them there’s eight more grades after 4th

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I love how easy Lemmy makes it to block dumb-fuck children.

Yeah, the young Crypt Keeper might be up for it… As long as no one writes any dissenting opinions in chalk anywhere near him.

Republicans who voted for RFK Jr. baffled by jingling keys.

I a couple decades this will be illegal to own just like nazi memorabilia, and for the same reasons.

Based on the actions he’s taken to cover up for pedophiles, he’s more likely to go fuck a child.

He’s just trying to avoid Epstein (and the rest) consequences.

Even the actual gospel isn’t gospel to these demons.

Conservatives spend more time thinking about children’s genetals than pediatricians do.

He certainly received something!

What are they going to do when Kirk’s name shows up in the Epstein files?

Fake news!!

There’s nothing tragic about it.

Chris Tucker didn’t know who Chelsea Clinton was while Bill Clinton was president, and I would still choose his political advice over Tucker Carlson.

Plan-B is what he would have put in their ice cream the next day after he’s done with Cosby night.

“Turned down” is the propaganda way of saying he rescheduled it.

It’s Jesus logic.

“You have to let me in so I can save you from what I’m going to do to you if you don’t let me in.”

More like “think of the children’s holes”.