I like the idea of the sliding scale. Every campaign’s economy is a little different, so if healing potions typically cost 10gp in your campaign, setting other prices on that scale keeps things from getting ridiculous.

I’m out of the loop.

Are we allowed to say Beholder now?

For first timers? None of them.

Make up a basic introduction quest.

How did the players meet each other? Why are they adventuring together? What are these characters all about?

If you can get the players to connect with their characters right off the bat, they’ll be much more likely to come back for session 2.

I like to start them in a small town of little consequence. Throw in everyday challenges, like a tavern bully, or “we need $X by end of day”. I might have some ideas of buildings and people in the town, or some low level monsters to fight, but keep it casual. Let the players guide you at first.

If you force them to push through a pre written quest that assumes they already have a grasp on the game, they aren’t going to find the clues that the rest of us would think are pretty obvious. I’ve tried it before, thinking “if I give them a professional module, they’re getting the best experience,” but I had to hold their hand and pretty much tell them what to do, and nobody felt like they were playing their character, it was more like sitting through a Disney interactive ride. They were just watching it go by and waiting for me to tell them what should happen, and I don’t think we even finished the quest.

Let them be silly, let them experiment and learn that they can do things here that they can’t in real life, but their choices will have consequences.

Good luck! Have fun!

A good way to find out is to look it up on eBay. Someone’s probably selling one right now. See what that’s going for, and jot down any details they mention on the listing. If their listing mentions a year, edition, or other clarifying detail, check to make sure yours matches theirs, and if not, just keep record of which version yours is.

Then go to the Google. Ask it how much you can get for “your version”. If there’s a market for it, it should point you on the right direction.

It was shortly after the district manager asked for suggestions, when I learned that those invitations were never to be trusted again.

Nice. Happy Valentine’s Day!

I had such high hopes for Fetterman. He seemed like the closest thing to putting myself in the Senate. Every article I’ve seen about him since then just makes me a little more wrong. Still one hundred times better than Dr. OZ though, so no regrets, just disappointment.

You are absolutely right.

I just wish “find a group” was as simple as you make it sound. It’s been decades since I played, but I’ve followed some D&D podcasts, and I got the new PH as a gift and I REALLY wish I had some people to try it out with!

Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!!!

Any. At all. I’ve been itching to play for a few years now!

I’ll take “People arguing with comments they didn’t understand” for $500, Alex.

“I’m sick of the government telling me to breathe. I’m done!”

You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

It’s cute because you think you know so much more than the rest of us. Well, spill the beans! Tell us all the evil things Joe Biden is plotting. Tell us all about the ongoing court cases he’s facing in multiple states.

If you want to convince someone here’s your chance. No memes, no haha he says the wrong word sometimes, give us your reasons.

I believe this would be Opera of the Phantoms.