Oh dear oh dear oh dear

Yes they’re not the same. Do you think scientist are unaware of that? It is most certainly not almost completely pointless. Are you?

Do you think they just grab a random kitten and shove drugs up its bum until it bursts?

Their families are already provided for for the next five generations, at least, assuming they’re all shite with money!

Pretty sure the gays don’t want either of them in their club house

I seem to remember the Russians got stuck in mud and ran out of fuel pretty swifty I guess

Also the Russian invasion was anything but swift!

I didn’t have much respect for MAD magazine to start with, always seemed to be generic boomer humour from what I’ve seen.

Oh is it pronounced “Feelin’” not “Felon”? My bad

No, and it never has been

John Phelan? Was he named by J K Rowling?

Why do the Russians think they need a buffer between themselves and NATO anyway? Are they planning on doing things that would make them seem like a threat to NATO, and don’t believe NATO have supersonic planes or something?

Oh I know, but frankly the total weirdness of it feels more like parapsychology

We know they’ve tried electoral interference before, what are the chances they did it again this and it worked this time?

What do you think the economy is? It is made up of price gouging and parapsychology <yes I know that’s ghosts>

I mean… they have the right to but personally I would rather they didn’t

Also rebuilding the economy stronger would require spending money so they’d just… not do that bit anyway

Naah, the Nazis had better dress sense. Other than that, though…

You can have ours if you want, he’s a bit wet but at least he believes in environmental things, and I don’t want him!

Wow, that’s… well I don’t even know how to respond