Secured safely in the bathroom of his golf course.

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I knew someone that actually read the Silmarillion would be able to correct me. Thank you for the correction.

Charles Gunhaver, reporting for duty. Rock, Rock on!

Right, wouldn’t an Entish Introduction (great band name) take a month of common time?

Karen- one who complains to management

I had a professor that compared Black Speech to proto Germanic, so if that is completely incorrect I apologize for repeating it.

They were the scary evil guys that brought Oliphants into the battle.

Harad/Haradrim/ Swirters were basically Arabic/African dark skinned swarthy people that served as heroless bad guys, unless I missed out on something. https://share.google/GGo7jZXCys45ZC8W7

And all of the evil characters/places have Arabic or Germanic sounding names.

I love his work, but he was racist. Same thing with Lovecraft, though Lovecraft was more xenophobic because he rarely left the house, and foreigners were scary.

Also, Shire just means Farm.

Luigi’s legal team needs to use this defense.

Ehem. I prefer social justice Rogue.

These cunts will spin it like, 'Society will break down if we pay more than 20 an hour. Don’t you like cheeseburgers? Don’t you like groceries?

Flail of Flatulence: deals an additional 1d4 of embarrassment to the target while dealing 1d4 of gas damage to everything within 6 meters.

Unfortunately, Logitech ended support for their T1432 modal trebuchet last year.

She’d look pretty hot in a revolutionary commando outfit…

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