Nah, it’s the “A1, See?” test. It helps prove that his eyes and tastebuds are functioning as normal above expectations.

They’ve been added to the group chat

Buttery males?!

It infringes on my constitutional freedom to be ripped off!

That’s rich, coming from a sandwich-maker that left the kitchen.

Just grab 'em by the pussy, I guess?

You can’t bring up my past decisions and hold them against me. People can grow, learn, and change.

Sorry, advocate for the devil; you’ve had 8 years to grow and reflect on the first presidency. That defense doesn’t work twice!

The Democratic Engagement to Elect Sanders. DEES nuts, we could even call it!

Made me want to L’hopital off!