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Cake day: October 4th, 2023

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  • Y’all act like there aren’t millions of Americans that don’t give a shit about school shootings. I’d bet my life savings if “the government” successfully banned guns to prevent school shootings, many of our people would absolutely riot

    Where does anyone find the need to invent shady government plots like free, unregulated access to guns isn’t a very popular policy with many living, breathing, thinking people that have equal (or in many cases greater) voting power as us?







  • I mean, Harris and the Dems didn’t even try, like seriously. Getting Beyonce and all the other celebrities our fellow moronic Americans already see as members of the illuminati is not trying, it’s literally the opposite

    I mean, they spent $50m+ in fuckin Ohio! We lost fuckin Georgia while they were jerking off Cheney’s and trying to convince white folks in the suburbs not to be who they are

    It’s legit insane to see the party straightup abandon working class demographics. Then again, this is the same party that now literally spends millions of dollars each primary on getting votes for Republican politicians


  • Why are your bars unequally divided?

    It doesn’t make sense for chocolate bars to be divided into equal-sized chunks when there is so much inequality in the chocolate industry! The unequally-sized chunks of our 180g bars are a palatable way of reminding Choco Fans and Serious Friends that the profits in the chocolate industry are unequally divided.

    And in case you haven’t noticed, the bottom of our bars depicts the West African coastline. The chunks just above it represent the Gulf of Guinea. From left to right, you have Côte d’Ivoire, Ghana, Togo and Benin (terribly politically incorrect, we know, but we had to combine them to create enough space for a hazelnut), Nigeria and part of Cameroon.

    That’s awesome!




  • I just read it as supporting third parties. I thought you were going to mention what happens if a third party were to get more votes but not a majority. I actually don’t know. Would there still be a runoff between Dem and Rep or would the third party actually win it? I’d assume theres some rule that the third party has to win a majority or some bs






  • Psychodelic@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlChoice
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    2 years ago

    Do those goalposts have little feet on them?

    “Democrats wouldn’t do this”

    Democrats do this

    “No, not like that”

    Look, I said it in a dumb meme format so you know it’s true

    (I appreciate you for posting here, just making fun of you 😊)