Maybe, just maybe, they’re so incompetent that they get the phrase wrong and accidentally win?

I think that, in the process, you’ll be creating enough Gilbert Gottfried impersonators that they couldn’t all be low-quality any longer.

Just one little hitch in your otherwise flawless plan.

Totally valid question.

I’m picturing it as a six-limbed owlbear that is slightly humanoid… so it’s a clusterfuck hybrid.

By that description, I imagine a centaur walking like a chicken.

It’s my failure, not yours.

I might need to make chicken-centaurs in my game. Comical at first until you realize they’re raptors.

Unfortunately there is no way to do this by the legal system.

Any blue state running afoul of its own laws will result in their appointments being denied.

Rules no longer matter and this next ‘election’ will not solve that.

I truly hope that I am wrong.

Yup.

I wouldn’t think any of those are particularly valuable, but nice to have sure.

I have a couple of the same first edition d&d books: My dad’s from when he ran a campaign for us when I was seven years old. So glad I have 'em still. I run a biweekly campaign with my dad, aunt, uncle, and cousin’s husband. (And also play in one run by said cousin’s husband, same group.)

Same as Al Queda Taliban operatives taking desk jobs in Afghanistan and hating their lives.

Be careful tearing down a system, you might need to live through the results of your actions.

“You see, consumers are the product, and the manufacturers that produce them need compensation for their labor!”

I feel like we just hit Poe’s Law in a really weird way.

Do we need to make tacky tourist Auschwitz merch just to prove a point?

Does it matter if MAGA would proudly buy them?

They don’t learn. They’ll just blame Democrats yet again.

Soup(ply) / planner / propaganda here.

I’m 50 and fairly set in my ways.

My wife and I took in a trans person in need almost a year ago.

I’d never known a trans person before, not personally. It took me maybe two weeks to get used to pronouns. Now it’s second nature.

You’re nothing but a fucking bigot if you can’t try to change just a little bit to make others comfortable.

To keep making this an issue just makes it even clearer. You aren’t interested in being inclusive. You refuse to try. Fuck off and retire, Carville.

Yes, people say antisocial when they mean asocial. The asocial people are those who avoid being around others and/or get exhausted easily in social situations.

Players: “What about that item you gave us in the third session but never used? This must be what it was for all along, right?”

DM to self: What the hell are they talking about?

Absolutely, mileage will vary, so do your research.

Mine got me a mortgage when nobody else was lending. Got my wife the house she’d always wanted, her grandma’s place. I’d been a member for more than a decade by that point. The mortgage wasn’t even through them, they found us the lender, so they at best got a referral fee.

Move your shit to a credit union. They are far more forgiving.

Lawsuits will not beat fascists.

Well not annually.