Something involving beans and jeans, more like.

JD after sunset

♪ Nightswimming, remembering that night
September’s coming soon, I’m pining for the moon ♪

Obviously, that’s a… bishop. For the big chess board in the background. It even has a suction cup so you can play vertically.
^{Just wait until you see the knight.}

Greenland is just the low-hanging fruit, an easy target. Something for the masses at home. Taking it won’t take an afternoon. In fact, they’ll just show up, plant a flag, next to it a “No Danes” sign, then call it a day. Then make a biiig celebration of it at home so everybody is distracted while they irreparably dismantle American democracy.