I don’t mind dreaming into the void. That sounds quite nice actually.

Yeah on paper he was really solid, but even when he was relevant the animaniacs had a reacurring bit about him playing the sax. There were more jokes about him being first lady than there was coverage of Hillary’s platform when she ran for president. He’s only reappearing because again, people ate joking about him being the bubba trump felated. He’s only still culturally relevant as a joke.

What image? The guy has been a joke consistently for 40 years.

Sawzal saws all.

Never underestimate an idiot’s ability. You push them into a well and they’ll just keep digging down.

All the trump bumper stickers are looking like some tempting targets these days. If I hadn’t spent the last 8 years getting my life together I’d probably already be in prison.

While anyone with a basic understanding of economics can realize this, the problem is actually that we’re missing the second illness hiding in the first. The system is bad, but it works when everyone plays by the rules. However, adding someone who is invested in their self interest instead of the system leads to the action we currently see. These people know what their doing, they know it’s unsustainable, but they also know that if they milk the system for what it’s worth they can make out like bandits and leave the wreckage for someone else.

The dumb, out of touch statements we hear from these people aren’t there to convince us, they’re there to convince their peers who are equally out of touch. It doesn’t matter if every gamer knows that subscription services are the killer of games, you just have to convince a dozen dumb rich people that people want it and you’ll get to gut the kingdom for everything and retire before you have to pay up.

Then go out and lose your temper on the people causing the problems. I know exactly where this is going, but if I lift my head from the mill for even a second the slave driver will have it cut off. We’re not stupid, we’re scared. We’re too scared to miss work for a protest, imagine how scary an armed rebellion would be.

What is this, corpo shills on my Lemmy??

I like letting my players figure it out. If I don’t pack the game with contrived stats they’ll spend all night investigating an unlocked door.

I was thinking a secret -2 to crit so it only actually crits on a nat 20

Flawed bag of holding - it’s a bag of holding, but the dimensions inside are normal bag sized.

Movable rod - an immovable rod, but it can only resist up to 10lbs

Bed of comfort - it’s comfortable, just not the way you were hoping.

Vorple blade - it’s exactly what it is, but it’s too dull to cut and sharpening it would damage the enchantment.

I’m living a months long existential crisis because I now live in a reality where I share an opinion with the Jewish space lasers bimbo…

Just because the tumor decides to be benign doesn’t mean it isn’t cancer.

FRR KAAARL!

Honestly, I’ll take it either way, I just want the fallout.

Honestly, my first time at that Costco I got complemented 3 times for my invader zim shirt. One of the employees showed me his Grr tattoo. I probably should have given the entire palp’s speech.

The other day my Costco food court order was Order 66. My spouse didn’t get it until we got to the car so I had to hold in my jokes for however long it takes to make 3 hotdogs.

Die innocent or live to be complicit. We’re fucked either way.

I’m not even surprised that “cyber bulling the president” is in this timeline. Cards Against Humanity needs to be taking notes.