Well, those interdental tooth brushes can be quite sharp…

No such thing!

Clue is in the name… daily intelligence briefing.

That pizza looks dope…

He gets his threats in the morning because there’s no-one there to talk him out of it. When he gets near an advisor they explain why it’s bad and they walk it back. Never trust anything he posts overnight, his minders aren’t there.

I love how they’re slashing incentives for EV whilst the President is doing his best Tesla add. You couldn’t write this shit.

How often do you think about the Roman American empire?