#GOOD

I feel like the Onion should sue due to impact of their business.

How about, vote on the credits first before the budget?

So US Citizens are going to have to defend OUR monuments?

Maybe the same outcome of the construction workers on the Deathstar II?

“Yeah, that’s our evil theyre stealing”. -CPD, probably

I mean if its domestic terrorism then its the usual suspects.

I have no idea why companies go full republocan when the economy sores under Dem. Probably to cause a crash and consolodate wealth and start the cycle over. Pretty sure they flew too close to the sun this time. My wife and I have completely boycott several companies that we have spent thousands of dollars at yearly before.

Guess im going to have to carry the burden for our foreign friends.

Fuck Charlie Kirk, his children are better off.

*David Dennison

We need to build a fence around Florida

And fucking couches

Im shocked its not lower.

'M stars and stripes.

Communism with extra steps…

K, let’s move to discovery.

Snort, I did come back and finish 10 years later.

I used to run while smoking in college.

*Trump will ignore data

I suggest we offer Florida to Russia for the return of all Ukraine land pre-2014 and peace.