I fucking love that he wrote that to be like WWE intro music, and it ended up being the main anthem associated with clowns. 🤣🤡

Darth Vader theme

Ahem… Actually, it’s called the Imperial Death March. 🤓

Unless he read this article he won’t even notice. And since he can’t read, it’s unlikely he’ll read this article.

I know of exactly zero old people other than Trump that have a neck vagina. Do you, perhaps, have one?

Wonder where it’s going instead?

Alligators with freakin’ laser beams attached to their heads for Alligator Alcatraz.

I mean… If that’s what you want. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Bend over.

Don’t know about 5E but 3.5 at least allowed a fresh corpse to be brought to a cleric and revived for a fee, if your own party had no means of True Resurrection. The DM could always be a dick and claim they don’t want to come back, I guess. But if they are truly important to the campaign, surely that would be counter productive.

Literally the Dusties in Sigil. They’re basically just necromancers who are also lawyers and loan sharks. They have contracts for their zombies. You sell your body when you’re alive, they pay you, you eventually die and now you’re a janitor at the local tavern for all eternity. They might even use those dudes who talk in rebuses as a PowerPoint to make the sale.

Meme is more about looting but hear me out:

I wish more fantasy RPGs used their own player conveniences as more than just player conveniences. Like, FF7’s big “what the hell” moment when you can’t just use a Phoenix Down on Aerith.

Dragon’s Dogma has spoiled me on this. You can revive any fallen named NPC if you have a wake stone. They even get put in a special room for you to visit if you forget their body long enough, so you can never lose a vital NPC while still having chaotic, emergent action with monsters rampaging through town.

Who’s the heel and when are they going to have a no-holds-barred cage match on PPV?

I have thousands of hours across multiple flight sims. I’m confident in my ability to fly a plane. Just don’t make me land on an aircraft carrier… I always fuck that shit up in Top Gun on the NES.

The graph on the right looks like if the ancient Greeks discovered a constellation of a protogen wearing a bowtie.

I cast…

TESTICULAR TORSION!

Stop YouTube demonitizing content creators for using anything but euphemisms for death, even outside the context of actually telling people to kill others or themselves. It literally started because of YT policies.

Damn bro… Nice rack. 😌👌

Sounds like Drunk History which I’ve always said would be better if it used muppets.

How would any other party get any time on a national platform to campaign, the way Democrats and Republicans do? I mean, we do have more than those two parties; but they’re never included in big debates or really given any attention at all. I’m surprised I don’t hear idiots saying shit like “Dude, I voted today and there was like 6 motherfuckers on the ballot instead of just two!”

The only reason the GOP wants babies to be born instead of aborted is so they can fuck them.

This is such a great idea that I came up. Thank you, me. 😃

Get actual brawlers. Let them punch the lights out of the competition.