It’s the true patriot who gets a parking ticket and says “Yay! The system works!”

No wonder they hate drag queens so much. The queens look more womanly than their wives.

I’m okay with destruction when it suits my esthetic

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Why wait?

Welcome to the state of discourse in 2025.

Depends where we are on the Paths of Glory/Dr. Strangelove index

The Empire Never Ended, man. We’re in a Black Iron Prison, dude.

Gross.

This more like: sometimes a calculator can be a clock.

Share it to Firefox and touch the little clipboard looking thing in the browser bar. Sometimes you need to refresh the page to get it to work.

I prefer college hair and chest girls.

What a strange way to invite me over. Get fucked. I’m building a palace in the ditch. It might be made of cardboard but you’re welcome to come and it doesn’t smell like shit.

Ford and Carney were playing good cop/bad cop. As DoFo likes to say, it’s likely still on the table.

C’est n’est pas une bilateral trade agreement.

I heard that Tucker Carlson is hoping for the gig.

shudder

I am perplexed by your puzzlement.

You could maybe try any sort of resistance and see what that does.

That’s the scariest outcome, the Greedy Wackos find a new Golden Calf who’s not such a fuck up.

I think the tenuous partnership between the Greedy Republicans and the Christian Wacko Republicans is getting shaken by this development.